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Continental Liaison Unit for Enquiries
Continental Operations Directorate
Operational status: normal*

Directorates & Sections

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C.O.D.

Continental Operations Directorate

Coordinates live enquiries, field instructions, case progression and continental liaison. Responsible for deciding when an apparently simple transfer has become everybody's afternoon.

Technical

Technical Assessment Section

Supports document examination, communications analysis, measurement and specialist field equipment. Technical staff strongly recommend validating the measuring instrument before replacing every component in sight.

Witnesses

Witness Liaison Branch

Obtains statements from cooperative, reluctant, remote and extremely long-standing associates. Witness height is recorded only where operationally relevant or objectively funny.

Records

Records & Classification Office

Maintains case files, aliases, evidence registers and documents previously described as “probably irrelevant”.

Procurement

Field Equipment & Procurement

Issues approved field equipment and disputes allegations concerning its condition on arrival.

Restricted

Other units

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