Temporary Acting Investigator
For candidates able to separate suspicion from evidence, follow written instructions and remain functional when a relative becomes operationally relevant.
Desirable: cryptic crosswords, notebook ownership, tea.
Assistant Deputy Liaison Support Officer (Provisional)
Provides support to the Deputy Assistant Liaison Support Officer. Reporting line is available on request in A3 landscape.
Procurement Confidence Officer
Maintains institutional confidence that supplied equipment is serviceable until the point at which this position becomes untenable.
Essential competencies
- Can read a document before asking what it says.
- Can retain a numerical result even after deciding it is nonsense.
- Understands that “probably him” is not the same as proof.
- Can use a ruler without converting the investigation to imperial halfway through.
- Will not lick evidence without written authorisation.
Recruitment process
- Application.
- Eligibility check.
- Competency assessment.
- Interview.
- Second interview to establish what the first interview established.
- Offer, subject to references and Procurement finding a chair.
Unsuccessful candidates may appeal using Form HR-3A, available after completion of Form HR-3A-R.
Administrative judgement exercise
This optional assessment has no formal bearing on recruitment and will therefore be retained for seven years.
Internal training
Authorised personnel may be asked to complete computer-based document-throughput simulations during periods of controlled underutilisation.
Public access is not provided. Repeated clicking on insignia is not an approved method of obtaining access.