C.L.U.E. Public Information Service
UNCLASSIFIED • PUBLIC ACCESS
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Continental Liaison Unit for Enquiries
Continental Operations Directorate
Operational status: normal*

Careers

Occasionally rewarding. Frequently confidential. Stationery supplied.

Investigator competencies

  • Ability to distinguish evidence from a very convincing assumption.
  • Comfort with crosswords, ciphers, measurements and documents nobody else wanted to read.
  • Good written records and a willingness to retain numbers which later appear useless.
  • Patience with witnesses, relatives and internal departments.
  • Ability to remain professional when the acronym is noticed.
Recruitment notice

Current vacancies

No permanent investigative vacancies are presently advertised.

Temporary Acting Investigators may be appointed where operational necessity arises and the preferred Belgian candidate is unavailable, overqualified or fictional.